she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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