Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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