she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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