where am i from again
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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