It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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