jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
How external is "for external use only"?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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