I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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