not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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