It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
its liver damage thursday
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