Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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