no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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