then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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