It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I enjoy the company of your penis
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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