do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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