that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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