in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
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