would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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