accomplished twins. life is a go
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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