I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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