so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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