And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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