where does the pee come out of this thing
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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