Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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