The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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