i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
