I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
