Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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