do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
porn star boner night. come get it.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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