the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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