are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
and you fell through a lawn chair
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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