i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Pappa wants mamma naked
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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