ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
birth control should be required to get into college
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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