dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I need water and some morals
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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