She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Dicks are not precious.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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