It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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