Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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