That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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