Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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