im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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