fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Tell her she can't have a vagina
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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