hell yes lets make some ravioli
Fuck appropriateness.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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