they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Randomize
