i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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