I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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