idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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