Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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