So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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