well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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