Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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