Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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